Ronin Sweaters

      This week, I discovered the fresh and deliberate storytelling of director John Frankenheimer. His patient heist film Ronin (1998) was a thrill to watch and had the strong and steady pulse of a handsome European racing cyclist. Natascha McElhone really nailed the enigmatic and icy Irish lass Deirdre. So did costume designer May Routh:

Disco face

Hi friends and pals! For Halloween this year I was a disco fairy / James Bond villain (depending on who asked). I wore some big silk pants and a pair of green velvet platforms.

Makeup Tip: If you ever want to cover your face with something - use eyelash glue! If you're not allergic to latex, it's a great way to safely adhere things to your face. My glitter didn't budge all night even though I was dancing like a disco queen / with aspirations in world domination. It's not exactly a nice natural beauty treatment but it does wash off easily with makeup remover or a bit of oil.

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Wrestlemania 2012

       Sting vs. The Undertaker. Competing for the Worrrld Title!  From the moment I walked into the arena I was a dead man walking.  How can you compete with a 6'10'' undead from Hell who feels no pain??  My foe refused to submit to the Scorpion Death Lock as the heinous Paul Bearer laughed and squealed in my face...  All it took was one Tombstone - and the rest is Wrestlemania history.

"My sole purpose in this lifeless world... is to collect the souls... of the unfortunate people... that cross me." -The Undertaker

 

$ Spy vs. Spy

      Have a Liberace's budget for a high-fashion Spy vs. Spy Halloween costume? FABULOUS! The following items that can be shopped at yoox.com:

Pants Moschino $270 shop
Boots Balmain $775 shop
Hat Dsquared2 $215 shop
Coat Calvin Klein $375 shop

Now where did I set down my glass of '99 Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger??...

 Original Spy vs. Spy title artwork by Antonio Prohías (1961?).